Joey : You are who I want this place to impress, ya know. For example, it was great to learn that a fireplace in the master bedroom is sexy but the lucite statue of the two people doin’ it is not.

Alex : Actually, I’m okay. My therapist taught me this technique where you write a letter with everything you wish you could say to someone but then you never actually send it but just getting that stuff down allows you to move past it.
Gina : It actually works?
Alex : Oh yeah! I’ve written my father, my brother, Lebron James. Well, win a championship and then act like that.

Joey : This is Gloria, who, you’ll be surprised to find out is not Candice’s sister.
Zack : Why would I think that? She’s so much older than her!